Free Baby To a Good Home
We just got a new puppy so the baby has to go.
Two year old female, answers to the name, Chelsea. She is
good around kids, doesn't cry too much, mostly potty-trained and
weaned. She has all of her shots and is free to a good home.
Believe me, we hate to just dump her off, but we are afraid
she might hurt the new pup, and we couldn't let that happen. What
if the baby smothered the pup trying to stay warm? Worse, licking
milk out of the pup's mouth? We really cannot take that chance.
I know it is an old wives tale about a baby stealing the puppy's
breath, but the whole idea is really spooky.
A puppy could catch a disease from a baby! I mean, without
that diaper, they tend to poop anywhere they want to. That is so
unsanitary! What if the puppy got salmonella from the baby?
What really worries me is when babies get older, they tend to
go out and start "hound-dogging" around. Unless you lock them up
they try to have sex with the neighbor kid or worse, they get
knocked up themselves! Then you have another litter to tend with.
You can't even get them fixed like you can a dog. This is another
reason we don't feel up to the ownership issues.
So I am trying to find a good home. I hate to take her to a
shelter, but a parent has to do what a parent has to do. When I
think of all of the strays on the streets, well, it makes me really
sad. When I think of how many of these kids end up being mass
murderers or worse, dog killers, I almost want to throw up.
So if you are interested and you think you can be a good
owner, please drop me a line. Hurry, we only have one left!